Simple formulae!!!

* SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

* An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot Com

* One Chinese Gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896

* Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

* 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie

* Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol

* Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mums favorite serials.

* Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

* 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

* 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

* 1 person + straigh hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay Dutt

* 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

* One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Power of 112

The Emergency Number worldwide for GSM Mobile is 112 and not 999. You can dial 112 even without a SIM Card.

If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, then dial 112 immediately and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.

And interestingly, this number can be dialed even while the keypad is locked.

Horoscope for this Year

If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The "meanings" are at bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


Now take a glance on answers

Answers--

1. If you choose:
Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservative and aggressive.
Green- Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true before your next birthday

God Works in Mysterious Ways!

Isn't it amazing how God works in our lives! On a Saturday night several weeks ago, I was working late, and decided to call my wife before I left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but my wife didn't answer the phone.

I let the phone ring many times. I thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When I tried again she answered right away. I asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. We brushed it off as a fluke and went on our merry ways.

The following Monday, I received a call at the church office, which was the phone that I had used that Saturday night. The man that I spoke with wanted to know why I had called on Saturday night.

I couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." I remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that I had not intended to call his wife.

The man said, "That's, OK. Let me tell you my story.

You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, 'God if you're there, and you don't want me to do this, give me a sign now.' At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, 'Almighty God'. I was afraid to answer!"

The reason why it showed on the man's caller ID that the call came from "Almighty God" is because the church that I attend is called Almighty God Tabernacle!!

Fundoo Mathematician

Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people. Once he borrowed Rs.4000/- from a rich man. After a few days, he borrowed Rs.2000/- from the same man.

Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich man. The rich man went to the mathematician and asked to return the money.

But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need to pay the debt.

"See here, friend" said the mathematician "the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay".

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know
this, he was astonished. He asked the mathematician to prove that sum of 4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000.

The Clever mathematician agreed. He said:

let a == 4000, b == 2000 and c == 6000

a + b == c

Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b ) == c (a + b)

a*a + ab + ba + b*b == ca + cb

a*a + ab - ca == cb - b*b - ba

a( a + b -c) == -b(b + a - c)

so a == - b

a + b == 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0...........