Professionals in Heaven!

Today, we think that we have invented lots of things and systems in our computer lab, but in Heaven, these systems and proceedings already have created...Professionals are working there infinitely...as...

Brahma: Systems Installation
Vishnu: Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts Consultant
Saraswati: Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva: DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh: Quality Assurance & Documentation
Narada: Data Transfer
Yama: Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta: IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses
Devas: Mainframe Programmers
Surya: Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas: In House Hackers
Ravan: Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakaran: Zombie Process
Lakshman: Support Software and Backup
Hanuman: Linux/s390
Baali: MS Windows
Sugreeva: DOS
Jatayu: Firewall
Dronacharya: System Programmer
Vishwamitra: Sr. Manager Projects
Shakuni: Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki: Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off Document)
Krishna: SDLC (Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle)
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira: ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun: Lead Programmer (All Companies are Vying for Him)
Abhimanyu: Trainee Programmer
Draupadi: Motivation & Team Building
Bhima: Mainframe Legacy System
Duryodhana: Microsoft Product Written in Visual Basic
Karna: Contract Programmer
Dhrutarashtra: Visual C++
Gandhari: Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and Patches