Simple Formulae and Quotes…

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = Affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

* To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

* To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all