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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Age Calculator: Your age by Chocolate Math

This is pretty neat. It takes less than a minute. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

* First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).

* Multiply this number by 2.

* Add 5.

* Multiply it by 50.

* If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756... If you haven't, add 1755.

* Now subtract the 4 digit year that you were born.

* Now, you should have a 3 digit number. The first digit of this was your original number i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week.

The next 2 numbers are YOUR AGE! Oh! Yes, it is!!!

Note: This is for the year 2006 only.

Contributed by Kiran Verma (kiranverma2@gmail.com)

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Growing Older is Mandatory, Growing Up is Optional

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.
I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.
She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm 87 years old. Can I give you a hug?"
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze.
"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.
She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..."
"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.
"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
We became instant friends. Every day for the next 3 months we would leave class together and talk nonstop.
I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.
Over the course of year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went.
She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from other students. She was living it up.
At the end of semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet.
I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.
Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry, I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know." (this cracked me up!)
As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.
There are only 4 secrets to staying young, being happy and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!
There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.
If you are 19 years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn 20 years old. If I am 87 years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn 88.
Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.
The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with Regrets."
She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose."
She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.
At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.
One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.
Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

Contributed by Vinay Vashisth (indianvv@gmail.com)

Thursday, August 17, 2006

10 Reasons to Love India

In 1970s, the desire for a foreigner to settle in India appeared strange. General trend was opposite. Whoever had a chance to get a plane ticket to the West, was prompt to try his/her luck and dreamt of a green card or equivalent. But now things have changed. These are the 10 reasons to love India.

1. Why I came to India: 'What is India?' Sri Aurobindo the great Indian rishi wrote in 1905: 'For what is a nation? What is our mother-country? It is not a piece of earth, nor a figure of speech, nor a fiction of the mind. It is a mighty shakti, composed of the shaktis of all the millions of units that make up the nation.'

This India: 'that is Bharat,' was what I wanted to discover when I settled in the south in 1974. It was my first and main reason to leave my family, my career (I was a dentist) and my country (I was not so attached!).

Before departing from France on a long overland journey through Europe, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan, I had seen touching movies shot by a French television director Arnaud Desjardins who in the 1960s spent several months on Indian roads to encounter sages, yogis and saints.

Images of Ma Anandamayi in her Varanasi ashram or of Swami Ramdas had deeply marked me. Desjardins also spent months in Himalayas guided by Dalai Lama's interpreter. He recorded images of Tibet's last great Lamas, many of whom had meditated for decades in remote caves of the Land of Snows and had acquired some very special powers.

My decision was taken, I would come and live in India. Then I read Sri Aurobindo's books and came to Pondicherry instead of a monastery in Dharamsala. The Bengali sage who had been the first to advocate Purna Swaraj in the early years of the 20th century, did not reject life. According to him, everything had to be transformed by the power of the spirit. This Indian philosophy of life, whether it is called Sanatan Dharma or by any other name is my first love. Other reasons ensue from it.

2. The mountains: I love beautiful mountains of India. But are they really mountains? Many believe they are the abode of gods. And India has so many gods! A friend recently told me there are 330 million gods. I am not sure how the inventory was made, but it must be true.

Is it not better to have such a rich choice? Personally, I always found the single god religions less 'creative.' Even Buddhism, if it had not incorporated thousands of deities in its Mahayanic form, would be rather dry.

It is this divine presence which makes the Himalayas so majestic and imposing. One of the best moments in my life is undoubtedly my trek to Gaumukh, the source of mighty Ganga. My visit to Hemkund Sahib in Uttaranchal will also remain a cherished souvenir.

3. A quality of being: A French journalist recently asked me: 'What was your first impression of India when you reached Pondicherry in 1974?'

I told him that it was probably the kindness and the smile of villagers around. They were poor but they had such dignity; a quality of being which made them a hundred times richer than wealthy Europeans or Americans.

Countless times, I was told 'India is a poor country,' each time I answered: 'No, India is rich because its people have this special quality. Hefty bank accounts do not make people rich.'

In recent years, Indians have become wealthier. It is good but I hope that people will not lose their inner qualities in the process.

4. Hospitality: The first thing a tourist or a visitor in India discovers is the warmth and hospitality of the Indian people. Just board a train, you will hardly be seated, that the family on the next berth will open their tiffin, with rotis, sabzi and pickles and generously offer to share their food with you.

I was told by a friend teaching in Indian Institute of Technology, Mumbai, the story of an American professor. He was on a one-year sabbatical and had found a teaching assignment at IIT. From the airport, he took a taxi to the campus. Unfortunately for him, it was the day of July 26, 2005 floods in city. Soon his taxi was stuck in traffic and water level began mounting. Seeing his gloomy situation, an Indian family passing by, offered to take him and his luggage to their nearby home. They eventually offered him their bed while they slept on the floor. American professor was so deeply moved. He had touched one of the core qualities of Indian people. Everyone in India knows hundreds of such incidents.

5. The economic renaissance: Sri Aurobindo, in the article already cited, had written that at beginning of 20th century, Mother India, the Great Shakti was 'inactive, imprisoned in the magic circle of Tamas, the self-indulgent inertia and ignorance of her sons...'

Nothing pleases more that to see that since the beginning of the 1990s, India had taken an upbeat turn in the economic field. Late Prime Minister PV Narasimha Rao and his Finance Minister Manmohan Singh will be remembered in history as those who dared to abandon the old Soviet path of a planned economy.

It is significant that these changes came after the Non Resident Indians began doing extremely well in the West. One could ask, why were Indians doing so well outside India and not in India?

It is probably because in India, creativity, an engrained Indian quality has been too stifled by bureaucratic rules and babus of all types. Indian government is unfortunately a serial killer of creativity.

6. Creativity: In India, I have always found remarkable the individuals' creative genius.

To quote Sri Aurobindo (1905) again: 'For 3000 years at least-- it is indeed much longer-- she (India) has been creating abundantly and incessantly, lavishly, with an inexhaustible many sidedness, republics and kingdoms and empires, philosophies and cosmogonies and sciences and creeds and arts and poems and all kinds of monuments, palaces and temples and public works, communities and societies and religious orders, laws and codes and rituals, physical sciences, psychic sciences, systems of Yoga, systems of politics and administration, arts spiritual, arts worldly, trades, industries, fine crafts,-- the list is endless.'

It is only now, nearly 60 years after Independence that this Indian creativity starts expressing itself whether it is in India or abroad.

7. Political hospitality: I have often criticized Jawaharlal Nehru for his numerous blunders in foreign policy, but I must acknowledge that he had the courage and wisdom to give asylum to Dalai Lama and his followers in 1959 and this despite his friendship with Zhou Enlai and Chinese leadership.

Dalai Lama told me once that during his first meeting with Nehru in September 1959, the Indian Prime Minister told him, 'I will not support you politically, but I will educate your children.'

Thanks to the political kindness of Indian people, Tibetan Buddhism and its rich tradition have been able to survive, when they were erased in their own land. This personally touches me deeply.

8. Human babus: I often criticize the babus, 'a native clerk who knows English', according to the Hobson Jobson dictionary, but I must admit that despite all his failings, the Indian babu is a human being with whom one can always discuss and who is susceptible to understand the human side of personal predicaments. This is not the case with 'the Administration' in the West.

9. The Indian Army: Something has always amazed me: the untamable courage and abnegation of Indian jawans and officers. During the Kargil conflict for example, is it not incredible that despite a terrain entirely in their disfavor, the Indian troops managed to
recapture all the peaks occupied by Pakistan?

American Marines would never have succeeded in doing what Gorkha regiments or Ladakh Scouts achieved. Hundreds of similar examples could be given. One still remembers how Major Somnath Sharma, first Param Vir Chakra awardee, saved Srinagar airport (and Kashmir) from raiders in November 1947 at the cost of his life and his men's lives.

10. The grace: One day an Indian friend of mine was visiting Israel. His guest asked him: 'How does India work?' My friend was a bit surprised by the question, but before he could answer, his Israeli colleague told him: 'Here we work with our guts.' My friend's answer came at once: 'In India, it is the Grace which sustains us.' This exchange has come back to my mind in innumerable circumstances. I think it is very true.

One more reason to love India!

If one balances the 'hate-able' and 'lovable', the irritating aspects are just superficial prickly heat; the deeper one goes, the more one sees the inner qualities of Bharat. No doubt, this will make India a truly great nation in the years to come.

(Gaurang)

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Don’t Wait to Say ‘Sorry’...

Last night you and your best friend had a fight. You decide not to talk to her the next day.
She smiles at you. You grind your teeth at her.
She tells her friends nice things about you. You spread bad rumours about her.
She tries to come and talk to you. But you push her aside.
She thinks you are a great friend. You think she is a terrible friend.
She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared together. You write about all the bad times you can remember experiencing together.
Deep down you know she's sorry. But all you have is hate.
The next day you find a note. It reads:

Dear -------------,
I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak, I tried to tell you good things, but you were afraid to hear them.
I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate.
But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That I am dying.
I have a bad condition and it is getting worse. I'm sorry to have to tell you that I won't be able to see you today. I wrote this to you today in the hospital. My time is up.
I'm sorry I should have told you sooner.
I'm really sorry about our argument, you are such a great friend.
I promise I shall watch over you,
Lots of love!
-------------

You run to the hospital to tell her you are sorry, But only her mom is left. Her hand clasped over her face. And she was crying. Down on her knees she prays, for her daughter to come back.

You are too late.
You wish you told her sorry sooner and got to say goodbye!
All friends have their ups and downs, and sometimes you need to say sorry... Don't wait for the other person to do it first. Because you never know what could happen.

Why Indians Can't be Terrorists...

* We are always late we would have missed the flight.
* Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
* We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
* With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
* We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
* We would All want to fly the plane.
* We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
* We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
* We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. And Finally…
* We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Do You Know Who Works for India???

The population of India is 100 crore
1,00,00,00,000
But 19 crore are retired,
-19,00,00,000
That leaves 81 crore do the work.
81,00,00,000
There are 25 crore in school,
- 25,00,00,000
Which leaves 56 crore to do the work,
56,00,00,000
Of this there are 22 crore employed by the Central Government,
-22,00,00,000
Leaving 34 crore to do the work,
34,00,00,000
4 crore are in the Armed Forces,
-4,00,00,000
Which leaves 30 crore to do the work,
30,00,00,000
Take away from above total the 20 crore people work For State Governments,
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
-20,00,00,000
And that leaves 10 crore to do the work,
10,00,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crore,
-8,00,00,000
And that leaves 2 crore to do the work,
2,00,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
-1,20,00,000
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work,
80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country,
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work,
Yes! Just....... 2
You and me!!! And currently, you are reading this bakwas.
So, I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!!
Now, please go back and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest.
And I don't want India to suffer because of that.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Brick!!!

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down.

When he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. Angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?"

The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car. "It's my brother, "he said "He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."

Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."

Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out a linen handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay. "Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger. Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the boy! push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home.

It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: "Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!" God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us. It's our choice to listen or not.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The God

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it,

If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it!

He sends you flowers every spring,

He sends you a sunrise every morning!

God didn't promise days without pain,

Laughter without sorrow, sun without rain!

But, He did promise strength for the day,

Comfort for the tears, and light for the way!

If God brings you to it,

He will bring you through it!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Q&A for IAS Test…

Q. What is more difficult than getting an elephant in a car?
A. Getting 2 elephants in a car!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in a car? (Don't raise the number)
A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants in a car!!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants in a car? (Don't use another adjective for elephant).
A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a scooter!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a scooter? (Don't change the vehicle or animal).
A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter!!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter? (Don't use another adjective for scooter).
A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill?
A. Getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill, in stormy weather!!

Q. What is more difficult than getting 2 pregnant elephants on a moving scooter, up the hill in stormy weather? (Enough of you, now don't add single word in your previous answer).

A. Getting 2 elephants pregnant, on a moving scooter, up the hill, in stormy weather!!