Why Indians Can't be Terrorists...

* We are always late we would have missed the flight.
* Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
* We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
* With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
* We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
* We would All want to fly the plane.
* We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
* We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
* We would have put our country's flag on the windshield. And Finally…
* We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.