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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Do You Know Who Works for India???

The population of India is 100 crore
1,00,00,00,000
But 19 crore are retired,
-19,00,00,000
That leaves 81 crore do the work.
81,00,00,000
There are 25 crore in school,
- 25,00,00,000
Which leaves 56 crore to do the work,
56,00,00,000
Of this there are 22 crore employed by the Central Government,
-22,00,00,000
Leaving 34 crore to do the work,
34,00,00,000
4 crore are in the Armed Forces,
-4,00,00,000
Which leaves 30 crore to do the work,
30,00,00,000
Take away from above total the 20 crore people work For State Governments,
(State Government employees officially do not work!)
-20,00,00,000
And that leaves 10 crore to do the work,
10,00,00,000
Total unemployed are 8 crore,
-8,00,00,000
And that leaves 2 crore to do the work,
2,00,00,000
At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals,
-1,20,00,000
Leaving 80 lakhs to do the work,
80,00,000
Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout the country,
-79,99,998
That leaves just 2 people to do the work,
Yes! Just....... 2
You and me!!! And currently, you are reading this bakwas.
So, I am the only person in our country who is working! And that's why India is surviving!!!
Now, please go back and do your job because, for a change, I want to rest.
And I don't want India to suffer because of that.

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