Types of Economics Followed by Different Countries…

Traditional Economics- You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

Japanese Economics- You have 2 cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow, and produce 20 times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon! and market them worldwide.

American Economics- You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

British Economics- You have 2 cows. They are both mad cows.

French Economics- You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want 3 cows.

German Economics- You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

Indian Economics- You have 2 cows. You worship them.

Chinese Economics- You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

Bangladesh Economics- You have 2 cows. You don't know economy. You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other the Leader of the Opposition.

Pakistan Economics- You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.